Title: Once Upon a Time in the West
Author: Gillian Middleton
Characters: Sam & Dean 
Rating: G
Total word count: about 200
Warning: None. 
Authors notes: In honour of: Once Upon a Time in the West by marinarusalka
Summary: In marinarusalka's wonderful story John gets together with Sarah Connor and hotness ensues. It's sexy and funny and really terrific. I couldn't help wondering what the boys would think if they knew their Dad had some fun on the hood of the Impala...

“Oh god!”
Sam jerked his hand off the hood of the car in horror.
“What?” Dean said, pushing his brother aside and checking his baby for scratches or dents.
“Dad had sex on the hood of the car!” Sam said wildly, hand still held out in front of him. He reached out and gingerly touched the bonnet again. “Oh god!”
“You’re getting a psychic vision about Dad having sex?” Dean smirked, then frowned. “On my car?”
Sam looked down at his hand as if it had betrayed him. “I don’t believe this,” he moaned. “Can you believe this?”
“Who was he with?” Dean asked curiously, taking Sam’s unsuspecting hand and dragging it back to the car’s gleaming hood.
“Oh god, she’s hot!” Sam blurted out, ripping his hand away from his brother’s grasp. He pressed the heels of his hands to his eyes, as if trying to blot the vision out. “I’m scarred for life!”
“Hehe,” Dean chuckled. “So John broke off a piece, ey? Go for it, dad.”
“This is not funny,” Sam fumed. “Only you would think this is funny. Bleach,” he muttered, stumping back into the motel. “I need bleach for my brain.”
Dean was still snickering under his breath as he patted his car fondly. “That’s my dad.”

End

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